{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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