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Squadron Leader Arthur Stewart King Scarf, VC was a Royal Air Force pilot and a recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest award for gallantry in the face of the enemy that can be awarded to British and Commonwealth forces. He was the only member of the RAF to be awarded the VC for his actions in the Pacific War.
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\nSir John de Sotheron was an English landowner, lawyer and judge, who served briefly as Lord Chief Justice of Ireland.
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