{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
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Nonnberg Abbey is a Benedictine monastery in Salzburg, Austria. Founded c. 712/715 by Saint Rupert of Salzburg, it is the oldest continuously existing nunnery in the German-speaking world. The monastery complex is today a protected monument and part of the Historic Centre of the City of Salzburg, a UNESCO World Heritage Site since 1996.
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